So last night while on my way to Comfort, I tripped in front of all the fine, upstanding citizens waiting for the bus on Broad Street wearing my 4 inch platform cork wedges.
This was jeffrock’s fault for 2 reasons:
1 He was inconsiderate for walking too fast and should have known damn well that I could not keep up.
2. He did not even try to catch me as I tumbled to the concrete.